EcoPlanetPack of 100, Natural and Sustainable Bamboo Straws
R599
About
Ecoplanet Bamboo Straws are all-natural, re-usable, and ultimately biodegradable. They tick all the boxes while contributing to reforestation efforts around the world. Grown at South Africa’s first commercial bamboo plantation.
Product Features
- Pack of 100, Bamboo Straws.
- Will not impart any flavours.
- Easy to wash (Dishwasher Safe)
- Ultra-portable and durable.
- Antiseptic and antimicrobial.
- Completely biodegradable.
Specifications
- Lenght: 20cm
- Diameter: 1cm
- Material: Bamboo
- Made in South Africa
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
